Features:

• Classic 1990s point-and-click puzzles/dialogue, well sort of

• Over 70 locations

• Over 1000 Original sprites

• 35+ Characters

• Choices impacting dialogue and ending

• Three full ‘chapters’ of ludicrous adventure

• Wildly inappropriate dialogue and player actions

• 20+ Tracks of melodic and occasionally haunting compositions

• Visit the quaint streets of Sheffield, UK!

• Indulge my child hood fantasy of making an adventure game!

• Feel pity for me as I see the reviews come in!

• Watch me crumble and fold inside!

• See me disappear and live out in the woods!

• Read about me mysteriously disappearing in an obscure pagan summoning ceremony!

• Feed the cat!

“You play as Brownie. You live in Schtinkberg and sub manage a local Pilchard press. You have vague aspirations to become a wizard.

Embark on an epic inter-dimensional journey while causing great harm to those around you. Through your callous and ill-considered actions you will weave a magical vague story in a derivative fantasy world... will you rise to greatness? No. Probably not…”

System Requirements

• Windows

• At least 256Mb System RAM

• A functioning processor from this century

• A mouse

• Hands and eyes